Free the Male Man! Audiobook

Hear ye, hear ye! Dawn-to-dark commuters, test pilots, high window cleaners, Grand Prix racers, lion tamers, ditch diggers, knuckle ball pitchers, vice presidents, night watchmen – in fact, all members of the world’s largest persecuted minority (almost 50 percent of the human race are males) – are hereby urged to break the bondage of purse strings and enforce the following non-negotiable demands:

• Equal Work (same hours as women)
• Equal Leisure (same hours as women)
• A Fair Share of the Wealth (decreased stress = greater longevity)
• Equal Alimony (just think of that!)
• Desegregation of Women’s Locker Rooms and Beauty Salons (millions of men now need hair sets)
• Ban Topless Swim Trunks (male torso is not a sex object)
• Police Protection from Female Karate Experts.

Shepherd Mead’s hilarious and timely Male Manifesto takes a fresh look at the issues and perils of the coming sexual war and exhorts his comrades-in-arms to rally ’round this book, boys, in one of the most delightfully chauvinistic satires to come along in years.